You're welcome, Dave Pound. I have given you the greatest, most cost-effective Halloween costume that you could possibly receive...the East Side Dave Halloween Mask! What I'd like you to do is click on the picture in this article. Then, print this son of a bitch. After that, you can keep the eyes...or cut them out (cutting them out would probably be better for your vision). Lastly, Scotch-tape the mask to your head and then scare the Holy Hell out of your loved ones and enemies. BAM!
- East Side Dave