I went to Party City and picked up the pinata. Now, all I need for you is to acquire 3,00 tiny bottles of Jameson and Absolut. This way, if Hurricane Joaquin hits our area, we'll plenty sotcked in fun, giggles, and booze. So let's get to work, Dave Pound! See on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM with "East Side" Dave & Gotts at 6 AM (EST)! Stay safe this weekend, nut-faces!!!
- East Side Dave