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Have A Grand Weekend, Dave Pound.

Let's enjoy this weekend thoroughly......but do NOT get out of line or we'll turn this Star Destroyer around and blow your rear-end sky-high.  We don't mess around in the Empire.  Enjoy WRAT, 95.9 FM all weekend long beginning this morning.  Just don't enjoy it TOO much or we'll set the Death Star's coordinates on your behind and you wouldn't like that....unless you like exploding.  Have a good day......just not TOO good or we'll sick our AT-AT's on you to chew you up like the fuzzball you are.....

- Captain East Side Dave Needa......The Empire.