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Don't Compliment Tommy.

This goes out to all of you.  Especially YOU, Nicky Eyes, Carbone, and Jimmy Two-Times.  If Tommy is relaying a humorous story at the dinner table, feel free to chuckle casually.  But do NOT compliment him.  Do NOT tell Tommy that he's "a funny guy."  He will get upset...and your whole, nice evening will devolve into one of tension and awkwardness.  Just lightly laugh and then stare down at your veal parmesan.  You'll be better off.  This has been a message from David of Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST).