I cannot wait for the damned Super Bowl. I'm a self-confessed sports junkie, and my football-loving ass is jonesing for some Roman Numeral pigskin, jack. I wish I had a time machine. I'd travel two days into the future and watch the holy heck out of the game. Sure, I could probably use a time machine for more meaningful experiences......JFK assassination, the birth of Jesus, Don Mattingly's sixth grand slam in 1987, etc.....but you know what? I ain't got time for that. I want to watch......the Super Bowl. Good day to you.
- "East Side" Dave