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Bring On The Super Bowl Already!

I cannot wait for the damned Super Bowl.  I'm a self-confessed sports junkie, and my football-loving ass is jonesing for some Roman Numeral pigskin, jack.  I wish I had a time machine.  I'd travel two days into the future and watch the holy heck out of the game.  Sure, I could probably use a time machine for more meaningful experiences......JFK assassination, the birth of Jesus, Don Mattingly's sixth grand slam in 1987, etc.....but you know what?  I ain't got time for that.  I want to watch......the Super Bowl.  Good day to you.

- "East Side" Dave