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These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For.........

                                          Davey-Wan Kenobi & Friends

.......actually that's a lie.  They are the exact droids that the Empire is searching for......complete with blueprints to the Death Star which we plan on blowing up like a Walmart pinata.  We're gonna explode the space-poop out of that thing, daddy.  Having said that, I might as well pull some Jedi mind shit on these dim Stormtroopers.  I could just point over their shoulder and say, "Hey, look at THAT!!", and when they turn around to look, we run.  It's the same cheap nonsense.  Anyway, have a great day, Dave Pound!!

- Davey Mac