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Sometimes I Eat By Myself At The Mall Food Court.

No big deal, right?  I'm just a crazy, red-headed lunatic, eating Burger King and staring wildly at every single person who comes within five feet of me.  I've never had a problem being by myself in a proper restaurant,  but chowing down solo at the Food Court seems sort of sad.  So, in order to combat this depressing look, I usually start to punch myself in the face and yell things like "I ain't no dildo!" in order to present the picture of your ordinary psychopath.  You gotta do what you gotta do!!

by Dave