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Have a great weekend, my lovely, wonderful Dave Pound!

                     The porn version would be David Dikko in Ball Street.

Heck yeah!  You guys rock it like Guns 'N' Roses in 1987, dogsies.  And I damn-well appreciate it.  So, I want you fine folks to enjoy the piss out of this weekend.  As for me, I intend on buying Blue Star Airlines who I secretly heard will receive a favorable ruling by the F.A.A. and I'm gonna make an ass-load of cash on it.  By the way, if I call you in the middle of the night and slur the phrase "Blue Horseshoe likes Anacott Steel", it just means I plan on breaking into your house and sleeping on your couch.  Adios, amigos!