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Maybe I pissed the bed a little the other night...

                                    New Jersey: Were The Wild Daves Are

.....Big deal.  It's not like a shat in the oven to make a Poo Pizza.

...Ok, ok, I did that, too.  But that was more of a 7th grade Science Fair project that I had planed on entering if only the local authorities would prohibit me to be within 50 yards of the school. 

In other news, I realize that I am working alone today in the warehouse so I'm gonna do some farts galore. 

Signing off, David McDonld, PhD.