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"East Side" Dave - Lover of Techology

You know, call me crazy but I wouldn't mind a total and complete Artificial Intelligence take-over of the planet Earth.  Why?  I treat my computer and phone with the utmost respect...what do I have to fear?  It's the people who treat their gadgets like shit who should be worried.  But me?  I've been known to caress blenders, tickle calculators, and even have sexual intercourse with certain extension cords.  I love gizmo's.  Maybe I can be their King when the shit goes down!   

                                     King David: has fucked a blender.