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Happy July Fourth Weekend, Dave Pound!

                                                   U.S.Dave.

You deserve to kick your feet up and have a few brewski's.  You work hard.  I know it.  They know it.  So what I want you to do is to relax, take your shoes off, and enjoy the weekend.  I usually celebrate the Fourth of July with American soft-core porn.  Then, I find the nearest Brit and whisper in his ear, "This is for 1776" before awkwardly and over-aggressively tickling him.  Finally, I drunkenly pass out in a stranger's backyard.  Enjoy your weekend!!

by Dave