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Let's have a great week, Dave Pound!

No fighting. 

No spitting.

No hair-pulling.

No extraneous jizz.

No farting on animals.

No tickling with your pants off.

No fucking your puppets.

Instead, let's take out our piss-pipes and have a good ol' time!  Yay!  Let's have a great fucking week!