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Why no "Thank God It's Sunday"?

                                      Dave Ventura Solo - Adventurer

Why do Sunday's get the shaft?  What did they ever to us, except lose us thousands of dollars on football because Dan Marino, with time running out against the Jets, didn't down the ball to stop the clock, but rather he faked spiking it and threw for a game-winning touchdown.  Cost me two hundred bucks.....and I was like......17.  Sometimes I wish Lieutenant Einhorn took her big Ray Finkle dick out and gave Marino the Pulp Fiction treatment while chanting "Laces OUT!!!"  This has been an editorial from David "Why Are My Pants Wet" McDonald.