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A crushing defeat means one thing.........WAR.

Maybe I'm a sore loser, but I seriously want to get the President on the line and convince him to bomb the holy piss out of Belgium.  After America's difficult 2 to 1 loss to them in the World Cup yesterday, I realize that I fucking hate those clog-wearing chocolate-eaters.  Mr. President, if you can hear me, light those Frogs up!!!  Thank you.  Signed, Davey Mac.......a concerned, blood-thirsty American.

                                                   Dr. Davil