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The Davey's - America's Newest, Greatest, Meaningless Award!

With ESPN inventing their own pat-themselves-on-the-back award called the ESPY's, the Dave Man has decided to give his own equally insignificant award, egotistically named the Davey's.  Here are the following winners of the 2014 Davey's:

1. Me for creating these awards.


2. The cast of Jaws for killing that fucking shark.


3. Exiled people.


4. Edith Bunker for getting out of a very bad situation.


5. The Davey Mac Sports Program for being the BEST SHOW EVER.