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Dave-Face: Coming Soon To A Low-Rent Theater Near You!

If I was a Cuban refugee in the early '80's, I'm sure I would have also gotten into the criminal game just like "Scarface".  But, I don't think I could stomach throwing people out of helicopters and shooting fuckers in the head all the time.  My crime syndicate would probably revolve around me stealing furniture and selling it for low, low prices.  Bam!!  Don't fuck with the Dave-Face!!!