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Some woman at 7-11 farted directly into my face.

                                             Davey Mac - disgruntled 7-11 fan.

True story.  I was standing on line and a portly woman wearing a pink tank-top with some kind of fish on it emitted poison gas from her buttocks into my face.  FYI- she also had a classy pair of blood-stained shorts on, way too small for her, that revealed body parts that resembled the Sarlacc Pit.  I even think I saw Boba Fett fly into her "area" once.  It was not pleasant.  Needless to say, I got my Coke-Cherry-Coke Slurpee and all is good.