I was enjoying a documentary on 2001: A Space Odyssey when the author of the book, Arthur C. Clarke, said something that struck me. He informed us that it is estimated that since the beginning of time, 100 billion humans have walked the Earth. Interestingly, there are 100 billion stars in our galaxy. This means that for every human that has ever existed, he or she technically could have their own universe.
Let me tell you something, daddy. If the Dave Man has his own solar system, we are gonna fuckin' ROCK, dawg. We're gonna have space parties every other day. Furthermore, I'm gonna give you all laser guns for your birthday. You can't live in the future (in space especially) without a laser gun. Oh, and I'm gonna get fucked up with some Wookies (assuming they're real). I'm also gonna jerk off in zero gravity just to see what the cum does.
I hope you enjoyed this profound thought from Arthur C. Clarke and not-so-profound thought from David D. McDonald.