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Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad!

        Little David would not be here without Beanie & Patty Cakes.

Heck yeah!  Between all these sick articles about Game Of Thrones and other disgusting nonsense, I'd like to formally say to my Mommy and Daddy (aka Beanie and Patty Cakes respectively), "Happy Anniversary, you two!!  Way to rock and roll!!"  I always say this because they were married in June 1967, the Summer of Love, the summer of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.  So I always tell them to "keep rocking" or something like that.  I probably have brain damage.