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U.S.A. Vs. Portugal - World War III

As an American, I am feeling some patriotism for our soccer team, who will try to beat Portugal in the World Cup in mere moments (the game is on ESPN at 6:00 PM EST).  All I know is that the U.S. better not let Ronaldo score a damned goal.  Also, during half-time, I am gonna play the shit out of Mario Kart 8 for the Nintendo Wii U and you can't stop me.  U-S-A!!

                                          The call him David America.