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Game of Thrones season finale is TONIGHT and my sword has been sharpened!

                                                     Dave Of Thrones

Sure, it's a Nerf sword.  Even little Pete Dinklage would swipe my dick off if I used a Nerf sword in battle.  But that's why I carry a .44 in my back pocket.  If one of those greedy Lannisters lays a damned finger on me, I'm gonna blow their fucking head off.  Anyway, TV simply can not get better than it is tonight.....which is why I've decided to detonate my television with 40 sticks of dynamite and rob a convenient store after the Game Of Thrones finale.