I mean, after all, just because it is Friday doesn't mean it's some kind of good thing. In fact, currently I have my dick caught in the fax machine. I know what you're thinking, "Who uses a fax machine in 2014?" Well, a red-haired man who is intent on building his own cult who will let him chop off any body part he chooses. And that man is me. Colonel David Kurtz.
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