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Some say, "TGIF!" The Dave Man says, "The Horror!"

I mean, after all, just because it is Friday doesn't mean it's some kind of good thing.  In fact, currently I have my dick caught in the fax machine.  I know what you're thinking, "Who uses a fax machine in 2014?"  Well, a red-haired man who is intent on building his own cult who will let him chop off any body part he chooses.  And that man is me.  Colonel David Kurtz.

                      Poster Credit: Barn Owl Bill, Francis Ford Coppola, Davey Mac