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"The Big Dave Theory" - It's Fucking Real!!

                          The Big Dave Theory produces lots of space cum.

That's right, Stephen Hawking!!  Go fuck you and that malfunctioning wheelchair you rode in on!!  As for you Neil deGrasse Tyson??  Just how long is your God-Damned name anyway?  Can't we just call you Neil, you chubby bastard?!  And my cross-hairs are also on YOU, Carl Sagan, even though you're already dead!!!  All astrophysicists better watch their shit as it has been proven by me and my dog while we were on LSD that the Big Dave Theory is REAL!!  God speed!!!

by Dave