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Star Wars Day commences in NJ TODAY (May 4th)!!!

Fuck yes.  The Disney Store in the Monmouth Mall is celebrating May the Fourth (aka Star Wars Day) with all kinds of shit.  I believe one of the fun treats that Disney is setting up for customers is a little game where they train us to wield light-sabers and chop Gap employees' heads off.  This is gonna be aweome!!!  Happy Star Wars Day, Dave Pound (unless you work for the Gap, of course, in which case your heads are gonna come off quicker than those younglings Anakin decapitated in Episode III!!!

                     Davey Mac - not too short to be a Stormtrooper.