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Enjoy your Memorial Day and let's crush it!!!!

Listen.  My face didn't fight in any wars.  In fact, the closest I've been to battle is annihilating the piss out of Bowser in his shitty, run-down castle.  Maybe he shouldn't keep a fucking draw bridge over a lava moat in his own God-Damned living room near his throne because it seems to back-fire on his stupid green ass every time.  Anyway, God Bless America!