Listen. My face didn't fight in any wars. In fact, the closest I've been to battle is annihilating the piss out of Bowser in his shitty, run-down castle. Maybe he shouldn't keep a fucking draw bridge over a lava moat in his own God-Damned living room near his throne because it seems to back-fire on his stupid green ass every time. Anyway, God Bless America!
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