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Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Remember what this holiday is about!!

                         I need buy me some personal lube.

And if you do remember, can you let me know?  I have had brain damage ever since I tried to fit a Snickers bar through my ears on a bet.  Needless to say, I lost said bet.  And now I only see things in a shitty brown and peanut-y hue.  So, Dave Pound, look what you're doing, and be very careful this weekend and-----ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

-------I just burnt my dick!!!  Have a great day!!