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If Jawas attacked us........

                       "East Side" Dave is a fucking Jedi.

.......I'd fuck them, every way side-ways.  I'd scream ther Bull Shit war cry, "Oooh-Tay-Dee", which doesn't to scare a fucking newborn baby (of any space denomination).  Then, I'd spit water at thier clearly robotic/electric eyes, making them all blind.  Then I'd call in 1,000 Wookies to rip their shitty, non-faced, hooded fucking heads off and I'd serve them to Ewoks for brunch.  So long, bitches.  Geourge Lucas should have went back with CGI and had you murdered in your sleep by Younglings.  May the Force be with you.