A little known fact is that "East Side" Dave McDonald was originally cast as the role of "Hawkeye" in the hit show M.A.S.H. (later portrayed by Alan "Fuck-Face" Alda, who stole my damned job because producers said, and I quote, "You have jizz stains on your chest and are frightening the other actors). Well, I hope Alan is having a nice day because karma is gonna get his Frank Burns-terrorizing ass and turn him into a fucking army dildo!! You're dead meat, Alda!!!!!
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