It's true. I feel I need to tell you that every once in a while. Also, I've just peed myself. Oh, and I'm pantsless. Lastly, I may have been involved in a hit-and-run accident today, only I think I was the victim who was hit. Why I ran away from medical attention......well.....I'm still scratching my head on that one. I'm also scratching my head because I may have lice. And I'm on drugs. If you'd like to watch my show this evening, we're on at 7:30 (EST) in the LIVE show section. One last thing- I'm boycotting Sour Patch Kids until they remove the new blue flavor. Not good.
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