Step 1. Befriend Tiger Woods and invite him over to my house.
Step 2. Shrink him to one foot in size.
Step 3. Give him a four-inch putter (in picture) for his birthday.
Step 4. We become besties as a result.
Step 5. We hit up all the Mini-Perkins 'till our hearts (one normal-sized, one miniature) are content!