Boy, I don't think "Bam-Wham-Jam" is gonna take off as a catch-phrase. In fact, it sounds kinda gross. It sort of makes me think of a couple of apples or grapes having sex. Or maybe that's just the "jam" part of the catchphrase. I don't know.
......Nope......"Bam-Wham-Jam" still doesn't work.