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Thank God It's Friday! Thank fucking God!!!

                            Dave McDonald - He touches himself in public.

They say "Thank God it's Friday."  They say it all the time.  But you know what?  I remember one Friday when my dog was hit by a car.  Thankfully she lived...but she limped for the rest of her life like a shell-shocked Civil War veteran.  Thus, as a result, I would dress her up as a little 1860's soldier...which never seemed to get the "Awwwww" from strangers that I was looking for (probably because I dressed her in a Southern general's uniform complete with a Confederate flag doggie head band).  Oh, well.  Anyway, have a great weekend, homies!!!  Let's watch some Final Four and spank it!!!!