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Dave Confesses: I didn't shower today........

There.  I confessed.  And you never would have known if I hadn't told you.  But I'm fucking honest, dawg. 

.........Oh, wait!!  I did shower today!!  It was yesterday when I didn't shower!!!  Hahahaha!!!  I'm the cleanest mother-fucker on the planet!!!  Fuck YOU, dirt!!!  Eat my ass!!!  It's VERY clean!!  I showered today!!!  Yaaaaaaayyy!!!  I'm on so much meth right now wait confession time is over yaaaayyyy!!!!!!

                                            Davey Mac: Has probably set up a secret camera in your bathroom.

by Dave