There. I confessed. And you never would have known if I hadn't told you. But I'm fucking honest, dawg.
.........Oh, wait!! I did shower today!! It was yesterday when I didn't shower!!! Hahahaha!!! I'm the cleanest mother-fucker on the planet!!! Fuck YOU, dirt!!! Eat my ass!!! It's VERY clean!! I showered today!!! Yaaaaaaayyy!!! I'm on so much meth right now wait confession time is over yaaaayyyy!!!!!!