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Daviana Jones - This belongs in museum!!!

Oh, yes!  After bringing a few bags of Sour Patch Kids in order to substitute for the proper idol (the Cross of Coronado).  Oh, and what's that noise?!  Oh fuck!!  Poisonous darts!   And now some sort of five-ton gigantic boulder is heading my way and will fucking squash me like the pussy Saltne cracker that I am!!!!  Ahhhhhh!!!!!