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What the fuck happened to my beard?!

This is East Side Dave McDonald and he's here to entertain your tits off.

This is East Side Dave McDonald and he's here to entertain your tits off.

I woke up and the fucking thing was gone!!!  I've had that beard for FIVE sweet-dick years and now it has disappeared!!  Well, I NEVER!!!

...Just kidding.  I shaved it off.  Maybe I'm just re-enacting that scene in Pink Floyd's The Wall where that crazy fucker takes a razor to his eye brows.  Hey, asshole...you're never gonna get a half-decent job with no eye brows.  I should know...that's how I lost out on that C.I.A. analyst position.....or maybe that was because I once pissed on a French baby.

by Dave