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Happy Super Bowl Sunday! And God Bless America! And may the Force be with you! Yeeeeehhhaaaaww!!!

                 Davey Mac- usually has gas on the Super Bowl.

Despite my New York Football Giants having very little to do with this Super Bowl except having the game in their God Damned building, I'm nonetheless beginning to feel the excitement of Super Bowl Fever and, as a result, little baby shitties are beginning to form.  What can I say....I brew shitties in my tummy and butt when I get excited.  I just hope that little fucker Bruno Mars doesn't screw this shit up at half-time.  I'm watching you, Bruno!!!  I'm watching you like a hawk watches a diminutive and over-rated pop star who's been ripping off Sting for three years!!!  Anyway, have a great Super Bowl, Dave Pound!!  Bang-bang!!

- Davey Mac