When I was little I would dress up in a suit and pretend I was a basketball coach. Other kids were probably imagining that they were Michael Jordan or Charles Barkely and here I was...dumb as rocks...fantasizing that I was Pat Riley. Someday I'll enter the Smoke Zone and finish working on my Time Machine...and when I do...I'm gonna go back to 1988 to slap the piss out of my childhood self. Fin.
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