This is "East Side" Dave McDonald and boy are my arms tired!
...Damn. I think I messed that joke up somehow. OK, let me try again.
This is Davey Mac and the doctor said to me, "Well then, don't do that!"
...Nope. Screwed that one over, too. I think the problem is that I'm missing the set-ups to these very old jokes.
Please take my wife!!!
...Nah...I tried to surprise you...but again...left out vital info before said punch-line.
To get to the other side!!! Peace, Dave Pound!!!