I don't know who had the brilliant idea to create such an audacious survey, but apparently there are at least a minimum of Fifty-One Million "East Side" Dave McDonald fans in the U.S. alone. That's perhaps the most kick-ass census of all time. Still, with 300,000,0000 Americans living in our country, I'd like to get those numbers up. So, I'd like you to install little EastSideDaveCountry.com microchips into the brains of American children which will get them educated by the greatest website ever and allow those little brats to keep tabs on Davey Mac as he destroys the pee-pee out of radio every weekday on WRAT.com. And now......I want you to rock and fucking roll, dogsie. Good day.
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