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Wishing You A Happy, Crime-Free Christmas from East Side Dave!

Hopefully you aren't visited on Christmas by two trespassing fugitives who are as dumb as a box of dildos.  And if you DO run into a couple of dicky convicts, make sure you have lots of paint cans tied to the top of the stairs that you can swing at their dim, convict heads.  Have a wonderful Holiday Season!!!! 

- East Side Dave

by Dave