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The Dave Side Of The Moon.

I wish I could play ping pong in outer space.  I feel like I would be the greatest Space Ping Pong Champion of all time.  I don't care if Pete Sampras or Roger Federer were my opponents...I'd still crush the Earthly poo out of them.  And if they began beating me in the match, I'd unplug their oxygen tank and disqualify them for lack of breathing.  Face.