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It's Rainy Out Today........Be Careful, Dawg.

You don't want to run into any pimps or prostitues in the rain.  Nor do you want to menacingly stalk any political leaders when it's wet out.  Nor do you want to creep out Cybill Shepherd by buying her a Kris Kristofferson album that she already owns and taking her to a porn theater when it's stormy out.  No.  Stay cozy indoors today and try and find Jodie Foster tomorrow is what I always say.