I feel like have to come clean. Every day, I buy a pack of Marlboro Red, two bags of Peanut M&M's, and two packages of Sour Patch Kids. Sometimes I wish I was made out of candy myself. "Candy Dave" has a nice ring to it, in fact. Then I could just nibble on my wrist a little when I wanted some candy. Then main thing I would have to watch out for, I suppose, is that dog of mine. As soon as I fall asleep, I wouldn't put it past her to try and eat my face. She likes candy, too.
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