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I Am Addicted To Sour Patch Kids And Peanut M&M's.

I feel like have to come clean.  Every day, I buy a pack of Marlboro Red, two bags of Peanut M&M's, and two packages of Sour Patch Kids.  Sometimes I wish I was made out of candy myself.  "Candy Dave" has a nice ring to it, in fact.  Then I could just nibble on my wrist a little when I wanted some candy.  Then main thing I would have to watch out for, I suppose, is that dog of mine.  As soon as I fall asleep, I wouldn't put it past her to try and eat my face.  She likes candy, too.