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Dave Runner - America's Futuristic Hero or Zero?

Dave Runner does not like replicants.  But, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps the Dave Runner IS a replicant!  Whoa!!  Did I just fart on your brain?!  Good!!  That's what replicants do!!  They're well-known brain-farters, don't ya know!!  And THAT'S one to grow on!!  By the way, I may or may not be on goofballs!!  - East Side Dave