I love the Winter Olympics nearly as much as I love scolding myself in public. Nothing says "unstable" better than a red-haired man yelling at himself, "You've been naughty, David! You must be punished now, David!" People usually grow increasingly uncomfortable at this, especially when I start openly sobbing and slapping myself on the ass as punishment.
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