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Thank God It's Fucking Friday!

                    ...More like, "Thank God it's FUCK Day."  Hahahahahaha!

I love Friday so much I wish I could marry it.  And then Friday and I could go on a Honeymoon vacation.  Just as long as that unstable slut Friday doesn't get jealous of the very popular Saturday.  Oh man, Saturday is ALWAYS fuckin' fun.  And personally speaking, I'm also a big fan of the elegant and class-personified Sunday.  You know what?  Now that I think about it, screw you, Friday, you're over-rated.  Anyway, enjoy your weekend Dave Pound!!

by Dave