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The Best Commercial Ever? Me Says Yes!

I was just trying to watch the Broncos and Chargers yesterday with my dick out when the game went to commercial break.  Suddenly an iPad ad with Dead Poets Society lines being used as narration started playing.  Needless to say, I was thrilled....and a little stoned.  After Terry & Gene's Butt History Month (a porno of sorts), Dead Poets Society is one of my favorite movies ever.  Except for the part (SPOILER ALERT) when the dad from "That '70's Show" gives his kid a hard time.  "BACK the FUCK off, Mr. Perry!!!!" is what I would have said had I been Neil's friend.  Anyway, here's the fucking spot followed by a much different commercial. 

And here now is the WORST commercial ever......the East Side Dave Wet Personal Lubricant spot.  Enjoy it with your dicks!