Since my highly-acclaimed show on SiriusXM Satellite Radio has been put on "hiatus" by the powers-that-be, I suppose now would be a good time to do something special on Saturday. I was thinking of farting in one of my kids' sippy cups. Either that, or maybe I'll glue a dildo to my dog's head. Or perhaps I'll just stay home and put candy in my butt. Hey, at least I got options.
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