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Happy 2014, people!! Let's have a Touch Party!!

2014 - The Year Of Dave Selling Dildo's Out Of The Trunk Of His Car.

I don't know if it's gonna be a good year or bad year for the Dave Man.  In fact, I can foresee some sort of ass or dick injury, mixed with a little controversy from the animal rights people after I show them the Christmas gift I gave to my dad which was a beheaded monkey's head with a Post-It note attached that said:  "No more time for monkey business, Daddy."      

...Anyway, Happy New Year!!!