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Dave's Two Cents: Bruno Fucking Mars at the Jersey Super Bowl?!

What the shit is this that I'm hearing about Bruno Fucking Mars being selected to perform at this year's Super Bowl?!  Bruno Mars is more horrible than my dick wart.  He is so small and annoying-looking...he reminds me of an even more grating version of Alvin of "The Chipmunks".  And let's face it, Alvin was by far the most irritating Chipmunk.  I liked Theodore.  Speaking of which, did anyone else want to bang the Chipettes?  I know I did.  This has been Dave's Two Cents. 

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